An Act of Mercy, a SGA pic fic

[cortana]

Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be.
Author's warnings: This is from the unaired episode "Identity." So if you are staying away from spoilers, you've been warned.  Also, this is majorly anti-Keller. Sorry, but the fic wrote itself.



Sheppard: All right, so the plan to get rid of Keller is in place, right?
Teyla: I am have made certain that everything is ready, Colonel.
Carson: I just can't wait to get my bloody infirmary back.



Rodney: Why is everyone so mean to Jennifer? She's hot...and sort of knowledgeable...and hot.
Teyla: You sound like TPTB.
Rodney: (confused) The what?



Keller: HELP!! Someone help me!!!!  HELP!!!!



Sheppard: Crap! We're missing the main event.  Let's hussle!



SPLAT!!!!


Sheppard: Remember the cover story, she ticked off the locals with her incompetence.

Comments

[lahela-sga.livejournal.com]

Just sprayed drink all over my monitor and it was worth every drop ^^D Thankyou!!!!! ^^D

[tavabean.livejournal.com]

hee hee
perfect!

[padme18.livejournal.com]

Wow, funny, but you really hate Keller don't you? I like her. Plus I like that costume she has.

[yappichick]

No, I really don't. Hate is a strong word. Poorly used would be more accurate. But, it was the only thing I could come up with the pics.

[padme18.livejournal.com]

Yes it is poorly used. I still think it's funny, but I have a hard time not liking any characters from any series I like. Unless it is the bad guy.

[dragonladyk.livejournal.com]

You win. :D If only this were canon, written canon, not just what Joe F. implies as strongly as he can with his acting.

DragonLady

[cblade-007.livejournal.com]

OMG Yappi!...ROFL!
Nice pic fic.

[pisces227.livejournal.com]

ROFLMFHO....I'm not a Keller fan at all, this made my day!