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Beauty Secrets, a SGA pic fic
Disclaimer: Nope. Not mine.
Episode: Missing
Hey Teyla! Wait a second!
What do you need, John?
You know what I want.
Some hot alien chick's gate address?
Um, no. You've been hanging out with McKay too much.
The colonel wants me to buy him some Malka.
Keller: That stew that tastes like tar?
Teyla: The colonel believes it is good for his hair.
You know it's true! You said so yourself. So are you going to get it?
Of course I will. Just have the money in my quarters when we return.
(whispering) What he does not know is I charge him double the price and buy a new outfit with the extra money.
Episode: Missing
Hey Teyla! Wait a second!
What do you need, John?
You know what I want.
Some hot alien chick's gate address?
Um, no. You've been hanging out with McKay too much.
The colonel wants me to buy him some Malka.
Keller: That stew that tastes like tar?
Teyla: The colonel believes it is good for his hair.
You know it's true! You said so yourself. So are you going to get it?
Of course I will. Just have the money in my quarters when we return.
(whispering) What he does not know is I charge him double the price and buy a new outfit with the extra money.
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What does he do with it? Eat it or smear it on his head? :D